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My name is Vanessa. I'm a 21 year old that attends UTSA and watches too much TV.
@vanessaadg
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If you're here, who's running hell?
@vanessaadg
• Ask me anythingIf you're here, who's running hell?
Couples’ alarm clock - Put the ring on your finger and it vibrates to wake you and not your partner…
Madness.
Any man who says he wouldn’t put it on his dick is a liar.
If it’s for your finger and you can put it on your dick, you don’t need a couple’s alarm clock, you probably single.
there are two types of people
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